Cannibal Buffet by Voltaire There seems to be a shortage of tabs and chords for songs by Voltaire. So I tried to out the chords for Cannibal Buffet. I think they're mostly accurate, but I might've missed Feel free to PM me if you notice any errors. NOTE: This is for standard tuning. Apparantly, Voltaire prefers to play with his guitar down a whole step. It still sounds the same way though. Dm Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me Gm Dm The ship went down, everybody drowned A A7 Dm And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me Dm Well, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess Gm Dm And so I washed up on a beach A A7 Dm Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me. Dm Bb Dm I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet A Dm I'm feeling well; they like me that way Gm Dm See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me A A7 Dm It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary Dm Oh, trouble was afoot - they were eatin' mine Toein' the party line, Gm Dm I was startin' to feel, "these guys are heels" A A7 Dm But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole Dm Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee Gm Dm You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me A A7 Dm Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free (Chorus) Bb Dm Bb Dm Missionaries came to this place Bb Dm They taught us manners A A7 Dm Now we cannibals always say grace... (Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in) AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!! (Last chorus and outro)